The Old Soak, and Hail And Farewell

audiobook

The Old Soak, and Hail And Farewell

by Don Marquis

EN·~2 hours·55 chapters

Chapters

55 total
1

THE OLD SOAK, and HAIL AND FAREWELL - By Don Marquis - Line Drawings By Sterling Patterson - Garden City, N. Y., and Toronto - Doubleday, Page K Company - 1921

0:10
2

ACKNOWLEDGMENT

0:11
3

OLD SOAK

0:00
4

CHAPTER ONE—Introducing the Old Soak

3:45
5

CHAPTER TWO—Beginning the Old Soak's History of the Rum Demon

6:03
6

CHAPTER THREE—Liquor and Hennery Simms

2:21
7

CHAPTER FOUR—The Old Soak's History—The Barroom as an Educative Influence

3:46
8

CHAPTER FIVE—Look Out For Crime Waves!

3:36
9

CHAPTER SIX—Continuing the Old Soak's History—The Barroom and the Arts

6:31
10

CHAPTER SEVEN—An Argument With the Old Woman

2:13

Description

A witty portrait of a curmudgeonly, hard‑drinking character, this collection opens with the Old Soak’s own rambling reflections on hope, despair, and the art of homemade liquor. His gruff humor and sharp observations turn a simple barroom chat into a lively meditation on the quirks of everyday life, from makeshift brews to the fading glory of old saloons. Listeners will be drawn into his world of cracked jokes, colorful anecdotes, and a yearning for a “professional” spirit that only nature might supply.

The narrative unfolds like a diary, peppered with the Soak’s candid musings on law, charity, and the disappearing rituals of the neighborhood tavern. His storytelling style—part monologue, part sketch—captures the flavor of early‑20th‑century streetwise wisdom, inviting audiences to hear the humor and melancholy of a bygone era, all through the voice of a man who loves his booze as much as his stubborn honesty.

Details

Language

en

Duration

~2 hours (123K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by David Widger from page images generously provided by the Internet Archive

Release date

2016-05-01

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Don Marquis

Don Marquis

1878–1937

Best remembered for the witty, lowercase adventures of archy and mehitabel, this American humorist turned newspaper columns into a home for sly satire and offbeat charm. His work still feels lively because it mixes playfulness with a sharp eye for human nature.

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