
A lively evening unfolds in a genteel New‑York drawing‑room, where novice cyclist Thaddeus Perkins is determined to master the newest craze—bicycling. Surrounded by skeptical friends, an over‑enthusiastic maid, and a witty rival, the scene bubbles with banter about safety gear, eccentric inventions, and the absurdities of fashionable sport. The dialogue crackles as each character boasts, teases, and reveals their own peculiar attitudes toward the two‑wheeled marvel.
The humor builds around the clash between earnest ambition and comic mishap. Perkins’ earnest attempts to demonstrate a “ki‑yi gun” that supposedly fends off imagined canine foes set the stage for a series of slapstick misunderstandings, while his companions trade barbs about insurance, attire, and the perils of modern contraptions. The farce captures the spirited optimism and social quirks of a bygone era, inviting listeners to relish the witty repartee and the charming chaos that ensues when everyone tries to stay upright on the same precarious ride.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (143K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2004-03-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1862–1922
Best known for witty fantasy and sharp satire, this American writer helped inspire the term “Bangsian fantasy” with stories that imagine lively adventures in the afterlife. He also built a long career as an editor, poet, lecturer, and humorist with a gift for playful, polished storytelling.
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