
MARGE ASKINFORIT - BY BARRY PAIN
Author’s Note
MARGE ASKINFORIT - First Extract - THE CATASTROPHIC FAMILY
Second Extract - EBULLIENT YOUTH
Third Extract - Gladstone—Mr. Lloyd George—Inmemorison—Dr. Benger Horlick.
Fourth Extract - THE SOLES
Fifth Extract - MISFIRES
Sixth Extract - TESTIMONIALS—ROYAL APPRECIATION
Seventh Extract - SELF-ESTIMATE
Late Extra - TRAGIC DISAPPEARANCE OF MARGE ASKINFORIT
A witty, tongue‑in‑cheek memoir unfolds through the voice of Marge Askinforit, a self‑styled “limit‑pusher” whose very name hints at the absurd. She catalogues a sprawling, oddly named family—Casein, Saccharine, and a parade of eccentric relatives—while riffing on their quirks, marriages, and wartime mishaps with a breezy, almost musical cadence. The author’s note promises a parody that never turns into a direct caricature, letting the humor float free from any real‑world counterparts, and the opening chapters set the scene with playful mock‑heroics and fanciful verse.
Listeners are treated to a period‑flavored satire that feels both a loving homage to early‑twentieth‑century literary society and a gentle poke at the grandiose self‑importance of memoirs. The prose teeters between earnest reflection and sly absurdity, offering a lively portrait of a woman determined to make her “unimportant opinion” sound historic. It’s an entertaining blend of gentle mock‑epic and sparkling character sketches that invites you to linger over each lovingly crafted exaggeration.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (110K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by D Alexander and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2008-07-11
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1864–1928
A witty and wonderfully versatile English writer, he moved easily from comic sketches and journalism to ghost stories, satire, and early science fiction. Best remembered for his sharp humor, he also left behind darker, stranger tales that still feel surprisingly fresh.
View all books
by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain

by Barry Pain