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Hints to servants : being a poetical and modernised version of Dean Swift's celebrated "Directions to servants;" in which something is added to the original text, but those passages are omitted which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a kitchen

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Hints to servants : being a poetical and modernised version of Dean Swift's celebrated "Directions to servants;" in which something is added to the original text, but those passages are omitted which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a kitchen

by John Jones, Jonathan Swift

EN·~56 minutes·20 chapters

Chapters

20 total
1

HINTS TO SERVANTS:

0:34
2

PREFACE, ADDRESSED TO ALL MY FELLOW-SERVANTS.

2:09
3

THE BUTLER.

5:25
4

THE COOK.

4:04
5

THE VALET.

4:56
6

THE WAITING-WOMAN.

6:56
7

THE FOOTMAN.

11:47
8

THE HOUSEKEEPER.

0:16
9

THE CHAMBERMAID.

3:28
10

THE PORTER.

0:15

Description

A sprightly, tongue‑in‑cheek handbook invites the house‑hold staff of a Victorian manor to trade secrecy for a smile. Borrowing the sharp satire of Swift’s original, the author rewrites the classic “Directions to Servants” in a lively, rhymed prose that feels both antique and oddly contemporary. The opening lines set a playful stage, promising clever tricks for butlers, cooks and footmen that keep masters pleased while conserving the ever‑precious wine and spirit.

The text darts from practical kitchen wisdom—how to hide the dregs of a bottle or stretch a humble broth—into sparkling verses that poke fun at the very hierarchy they serve. Illustrated with twelve original engravings, each page offers a visual punchline to match the witty counsel, making the guide as enjoyable to hear as it is to read. Listeners will find an entertaining blend of moral‑less advice, gentle ribbing, and the kind of household banter that still feels fresh despite its 1840s roots.

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Language

en

Duration

~56 minutes (54K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Chris Curnow, Emmy and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)

Release date

2014-09-03

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the authors

JJ

John Jones

b. 1774

A self-educated working-class poet from the Forest of Dean, he wrote from the perspective of ordinary life and service. His surviving reputation rests largely on Attempts in Verse (1831), published with autobiographical material and an introduction by Robert Southey.

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Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift

1667–1745

Best known for Gulliver’s Travels and the razor-sharp essay A Modest Proposal, this Anglo-Irish writer turned satire into a powerful way of exposing human folly, politics, and injustice. He was also an Anglican clergyman whose public life and literary work were closely intertwined.

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