
FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS by F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS - The Offshore Pirate - I
The Ice Palace
Head and Shoulders
The Cut-Glass Bowl
Bernice Bobs Her Hair
Benediction
Dalyrimple Goes Wrong
The Four Fists
In this sparkling opening, a sun‑drenched sea becomes a stage for a clash of wit and will. A young woman named Ardita reclines on a yacht, half‑eating a lemon and half‑absorbed in Anatole France, when an elderly, pompous gentleman barges aboard with a telegram and a slew of social obligations. Their banter crackles, mixing sharp sarcasm with the carefree lilt of the Jazz Age, while the water below glitters like a strip of gold.
As the yacht drifts between Florida and a distant horizon, Ardita refuses the arranged dinner with a colonel’s son, demanding instead a reckless ride to Palm Beach. The scene sets up a playful yet tense contest of freedom versus convention, hinting at the colorful parties and daring adventures that await. Listeners will be drawn into the rhythm of early twentieth‑century excess, feeling both the heat of the sun and the sting of a lemon tossed in defiance.
Language
en
Duration
~5 hours (343K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Curtis A. Weyant
Release date
Aug 1, 2003
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1896–1940
Best known for capturing the glitter and heartbreak of the Jazz Age, this American novelist and short-story writer gave the Roaring Twenties some of its most unforgettable pages. His work still feels sharp and moving, especially in its mix of glamour, longing, and disappointment.
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