
FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS by F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS - The Offshore Pirate - I
The Ice Palace
Head and Shoulders
The Cut-Glass Bowl
Bernice Bobs Her Hair
Benediction
Dalyrimple Goes Wrong
The Four Fists
In this sparkling opening, a sun‑drenched sea becomes a stage for a clash of wit and will. A young woman named Ardita reclines on a yacht, half‑eating a lemon and half‑absorbed in Anatole France, when an elderly, pompous gentleman barges aboard with a telegram and a slew of social obligations. Their banter crackles, mixing sharp sarcasm with the carefree lilt of the Jazz Age, while the water below glitters like a strip of gold.
As the yacht drifts between Florida and a distant horizon, Ardita refuses the arranged dinner with a colonel’s son, demanding instead a reckless ride to Palm Beach. The scene sets up a playful yet tense contest of freedom versus convention, hinting at the colorful parties and daring adventures that await. Listeners will be drawn into the rhythm of early twentieth‑century excess, feeling both the heat of the sun and the sting of a lemon tossed in defiance.
Language
en
Duration
~5 hours (343K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Curtis A. Weyant
Release date
2003-08-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1896–1940
Known for capturing the glitter and strain of the Jazz Age, this American novelist and short-story writer created some of the most enduring portraits of ambition, love, and disillusion in modern fiction. His best-known work, The Great Gatsby, helped secure his place as a classic of American literature.
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