
BOOKISH - A PESSIMISTIC VIEW
THE MASTER’S PEN—A CONFESSION
BOOKWORM BALLADS A LITERARY FEAST
IDEAS FOR SALE
THE AUTHOR’S BOOMERANG
TO AN EGOTISTICAL BIOGRAPHER
NO COPYRIGHT NEEDED
INGREDIENTS OF GREATNESS
A COMMON FAVORITE
THEIR PENS
Step into a delightfully mischievous celebration of reading, where essays roam the aisles of an imagined library and the very tools of writing become characters in their own right. The author treats the humble pen, a pair of scissors, and even a pot of glue as magical instruments capable of conjuring whole novels, all with a wink and a nod to the great storytellers of the past. Light‑hearted yet keenly observant, the pieces blend affectionate parody with genuine reverence for literary tradition.
Among the lively sketches, a confession about a cursed Thackeray pen spirals into a dream‑filled dialogue, while a whimsical dinner party serves up authors as dishes—Thackeray for dessert, Boccaccio as the main course, and Pope for a tangy salad. The writer’s voice darts from satire to sincere reflection, offering quirky commentary on the business of ideas, the quirks of bibliophiles, and the eternal tug‑of‑war between imagination and the printed page. Listeners will find themselves both chuckling and pondering the odd comforts that only a well‑loved book can provide.
Language
en
Duration
~46 minutes (45K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
Release date
2008-12-14
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1862–1922
A witty American humorist and editor, he became best known for playful fantasy and satire that turned the afterlife into a stage for clever conversation. His stories mix lightness, literary jokes, and a surprisingly modern sense of comic imagination.
View all books
by John Kendrick Bangs

by John Kendrick Bangs

by John Kendrick Bangs

by John Kendrick Bangs

by William Dean Howells, Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews, John Kendrick Bangs, Alice Brown, Mary Stewart Cutting, Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman, Henry James, Elizabeth Garver Jordan, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps, Henry Van Dyke, Mary Heaton Vorse, Edith Wyatt

by John Kendrick Bangs

by John Kendrick Bangs

by John Kendrick Bangs