
audiobook
Animal——
The Bee. The Beet. The Beetle.
The Ant. The Pheas-ant.
The Bunny. The Tunny.
The Eel. The Eelephant.
The Puss. The Octo-pus.
The Gnu. The Newt.
The Hare. The Harrier.
The Pipe-fish. The Sea-gar.
The Cow. The Cowry.
Step into a playful menagerie where bees, beets, and beetles become branches of one improbable family tree. Each short verse pairs a familiar animal with a look-alike, sound-alike, or wonderfully mismatched companion, turning natural history into a parade of puns. A pheasant’s fez, a bunny with its head in the wrong place, and an elephant viewed with the same alarm as an eel are only the beginning.
With lively illustrations accompanying the rhymes, the book invites listeners to enjoy language as much as zoology. The poems tease scientific classification, reshape familiar creatures through ingenious wordplay, and add cheerful notes about extinct birds, curious fish, and unlikely relatives. Even the explanations are part of the joke, offering mock scholarship alongside absurd observations.
Light, clever, and delightfully old-fashioned, this collection is suited to listeners who enjoy nonsense verse, visual humor, and the surprising connections a pun can create. It is a whimsical tour through the animal kingdom—one where every creature may conceal another in its name.
Language
en
Duration
~8 minutes (7K characters)
Release date
Jun 22, 2013
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1868–1955
A pioneering physicist and inventive scientific thinker, he transformed the study of light through groundbreaking work in infrared and ultraviolet photography. His curiosity also led to playful children’s books, science fiction, and inventions that still influence optics today.
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