
A witty, self‑deprecating narrator takes us back to the early days of the Great War, when the promise of national service felt like an adventure for anyone willing to stand in endless queues at the Emergency Labour Bureau. He recounts his encounters with well‑meaning officials, a spirited young clerk with tortoise‑shell glasses, and the absurd optimism that kept hope alive amid bureaucratic chaos. The prose captures the mix of earnest patriotism and sardonic humor that defines the era’s frantic search for purpose.
Through vivid anecdotes, the story paints a picture of crowded halls, bewildering forms, and the peculiar charm of a government eager to place every eager young man somewhere, even if the placement was more symbolic than substantive. As the narrator navigates the labyrinth of ministries and the bewildering demands of the War Office, his reflections reveal both the absurdity of the system and the resilient spirit of those who tried to serve, making for an engaging portrait of wartime Britain’s civilian front.
Language
en
Duration
~7 hours (442K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Tonya Allen, Eric Eldred, Charles Franks, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team
Release date
2005-01-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1868–1952
Best known for vivid travel writing and quietly provocative fiction, this Scottish-born author turned Mediterranean landscapes and offbeat personalities into books that still feel sharply alive. His work mixes elegance, curiosity, and a dry, unmistakable wit.
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