
A weary family man in his thirties is coaxed into becoming a war correspondent, despite his lack of experience and his protestations about a wife and three “unreliable” children. After a series of bureaucratic run‑ins—with a bemused Mr. Creel turning him away and a French consular official demanding autographed photos—the reluctant reporter finally secures a spot on a troopship bound for Europe. The narrative captures his bemused negotiations, the absurdity of paperwork, and the uneasy humor of being sent into a conflict he never wanted to cover.
Aboard the vessel, he shares cramped quarters with a Harvard student, a Yale alumnus, a general, a novelist, and an eclectic mix of French locals. Their conversations, life‑boat drills, and the quirky customs of the ship’s crew provide a lively snapshot of the wartime Atlantic crossing. Illustrated with playful sketches, the story offers a light‑hearted, observant look at the chaos and camaraderie of an early‑20th‑century journey to the front lines.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (170K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Original publisher
Indianapolis: The Bobbs-Merrill Company, 1918.
Credits
Tim Miller and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from scanned images of public domain material from the Google Books project.)
Release date
2024-02-27
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1885–1933
A sharp, funny observer of American life, he turned baseball, journalism, and everyday speech into stories that still feel lively and modern. His work mixes humor with a clear-eyed sense of how people really talk, boast, and fool themselves.
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