
Marc Pillsworth isn’t the type to scream when calamity strikes. He wakes to a cascade of absurd mishaps—a runaway safe that lands inches from his feet, a taxi that flats mid‑route, and a sudden collision with a market‑laden woman—all while trying to keep his composure. As the day unravels, Marc’s dry humor is tested by a ghost named George who seems intent on making his life even stranger.
Adding to the chaos is Toffee, the enigmatic “dream‑girl” who haunts Marc’s thoughts and appears to be more trouble than a comforting muse. The novel blends slapstick danger with a touch of the supernatural, following Marc as he navigates a city that feels bent by impossible physics. With each narrow escape, his cynical outlook is both challenged and oddly reinforced, promising a quirky, fast‑paced adventure that keeps listeners guessing what will tumble next.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (121K characters)
Series
Toffee
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Original publisher
Chicago, IL: Ziff-Davis Publishing Company, 1947.
Credits
Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
Release date
2023-09-15
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1920–2006
Best known for the dark, unforgettable novel behind What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, this American writer built a career on suspense, horror, and sharp psychological drama. He also wrote for film and television, helping bring several of his stories to the screen.
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