Oh, Money! Money! A Novel

A reclusive millionaire, Stanley Fulton, sits in his study surrounded by towering law books, puzzling over a question that seems simple yet absurd: what will become of his twenty‑million‑dollar fortune once he’s spent it all? His long‑time lawyer, a sharp‑eyed man named Ned, watches as Fulton riffs on frugal meals, one‑suit living, and the dread of drafting a will. Their banter is witty and revealing, exposing a man who despises the idea of marriage, distrusts distant relatives, and remains skeptical of conventional philanthropy.

As the conversation unfolds, Fulton’s restless mind drifts toward the idea of a legacy that isn’t tied to charities he’s already tried, nor to the cold calculations of inheritance. He hints at a new, unconventional plan that could reshape his remaining wealth and the lives of those around him. Listeners are invited into this light‑hearted, introspective first act, where humor and earnest questioning set the stage for the choices that will follow.