Josiah's Alarm, and Abel Perry's Funeral

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Josiah's Alarm, and Abel Perry's Funeral

by Marietta Holley

EN·~49 minutes

Chapters

Description

In this lively early‑twentieth‑century vignette, a newly‑built home becomes the stage for a domestic tug‑of‑war over a massive furnace. Josiah, convinced the heat will turn his winter garden into a summer paradise, dreams up grand schemes for melting snow and growing vegetables year‑round. His wife, steady and pragmatic, watches his enthusiasm swell into a series of frantic calculations, offering calm counsel while the pair argue over coal, safety, and the sheer size of the new heating unit. Their banter, rendered in a charming, colloquial dialect, paints a humorous picture of small‑town ingenuity and the perils of over‑ambitious home improvement.

The narrative then shifts to the somber occasion of Abel Perry’s funeral, introducing a contrasting tone that brings the community together in grief. As neighbors gather, the same vivid voice that chronicled the furnace fiasco now captures the quiet rituals, whispered eulogies, and the subtle ways people cope with loss. Together, the two episodes offer a snapshot of everyday life—both its bustling optimism and its inevitable moments of reflection.

Details

Language

en

Duration

~49 minutes (47K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by hekula03, Barry Abrahamsen and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from images made available by the HathiTrust Digital Library.)

Release date

2019-03-19

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Marietta Holley

Marietta Holley

1836–1926

Best known for writing as “Josiah Allen’s Wife,” this sharp American humorist used satire to tackle social customs and politics with wit and nerve. A bestselling author in the late 19th century, she helped bring women’s voices and reform ideas into popular comic writing.

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