
A wandering narrator muses on the women who have drifted through his life without ever becoming his wife. In a lyrical, almost song‑like cadence he names Elaine, Maude, Anne and others, letting the melancholy of missed connections settle like a quiet rain. The prose feels part memoir, part poetic diary, offering a snapshot of early‑20th‑century sensibilities and the bittersweet humor of looking back at what might have been.
The first portrait centers on Elaine, whose striking beauty and sparkling conversation captivate the speaker. Their walks turn ordinary streets into enchanted pathways, and their banter about weather and everyday moments feels both intimate and playful. Yet beneath the charm, a subtle tension surfaces when Elaine questions whether affection would survive without her looks, hinting at the fragile balance between admiration and honesty. Listeners will find themselves drawn into this reflective, gently witty exploration of love, longing, and the many faces of possibility that linger just out of reach.
Language
en
Duration
~15 minutes (15K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Chuck Greif, ellinora and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries)
Release date
2017-10-02
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1881–1960
Best known for his long-running newspaper column "The Conning Tower," this witty American columnist helped shape the tone of early 20th-century humor writing. He was also a familiar voice on radio and a memorable member of the Algonquin Round Table.
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