Harper's Young People, March 7, 1882

In this charming vignette, the mighty Father Time finds himself unexpectedly crippled by a bout of rheumatism, unable to make his usual daily journey to Earth. Concerned that the world might tumble into chaos, his countless offspring eagerly offer to stand in for him, each hoping to experience the wonder of a mortal day. Their enthusiasm quickly runs into the messy reality of human life, as a tiny time‑sprite discovers that a mischievous boy’s careless habits can drain even an immortal’s patience.

The story blends gentle humor with a touch of cosmic melancholy, as the young time‑keepers learn that the passage of hours is not as simple as turning a hand on a clock. Through witty dialogue and vivid descriptions, listeners are invited to imagine the heavens buzzing with impatient children and a weary Father Time watching from his hearth. It’s a light‑hearted meditation on responsibility, curiosity, and the unexpected challenges of stepping into another’s shoes.