
In a tidy classroom at Grandma Gregg’s Academy of Household Science, a weary Pauline scrubs floors while singing a solitary tune. The stern matriarch, ever‑watchful, insists that “rudiments” like mopping are the first step toward mastering a lady’s future role, while a chorus of eager young students watches the routine unfold. The play’s humor springs from the exaggerated formality—curtseys, endless chores, and a curriculum that promises “tuition” but delivers only soap and water.
The arrival of a zealous emissary from a women’s organization adds a spark to the monotonous routine, prompting Pauline to question the true value of her labor. As the dialogue swirls between obedience and quiet dissent, the stage hints at a collective awakening that could upend the academy’s strict order. This one‑act comedy balances witty satire with a glimpse of rebellion, inviting listeners to reflect on the absurdities of prescribed domestic education.
Language
en
Duration
~33 minutes (32K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by David Widger
Release date
2013-11-18
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1869–1937
Best remembered for the wildly popular comic story "Pigs Is Pigs," this American writer brought a quick wit and an everyday warmth to hundreds of stories, poems, and essays. He was a remarkably prolific magazine author whose humor helped shape early 20th-century popular fiction.
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