The House With Sixty Closets: A Christmas Story for Young Folks and Old Children

A respected judge in an old New England town decides to build a grand house for his family and friends, and his wife insists it must be filled with closets—so many that they become a defining feature of the home. The house is spacious enough to host lively gatherings, and its warm, well‑kept rooms reflect the couple’s generosity and love of community. From the moment the children first step inside, the place feels alive with the promise of holiday cheer.

When Christmas Eve arrives, the house takes on a delightfully peculiar character. Portraits begin to walk, closets start to chatter, and a whimsical procession of goats, dogs, bicycles, and even a “Little Judge” winds through the halls. Stockings brim with unexpected treasures—rainbows, sunshine, and other fanciful “queer stuff”—while the children and their merry friends revel in the enchantment. The story captures the magic of a festive night where imagination and tradition mingle, inviting listeners to share in the wonder of a truly unforgettable holiday gathering.