
A fourteen‑year‑old boy named Philip spends his weekdays as the diligent assistant to a reclusive philanthropist known only as Uncle Joseph. Their routine is a precise choreography of letters: Philip drafts replies on Monday, types them on Wednesday, and on Thursday receives a flood of responses from women—some with cheques, others with lengthy protests. Uncle Joseph, who never deals directly with the opposite sex, reads each missive, tallies the donations, and dictates the details for Philip to record.
Beyond the desk, the pair carve out moments of leisure on the weekends, gliding along the River, riding through the South Downs, or simply sharing a drink at a local inn. These outings reveal a surprisingly tender friendship, punctuated by Uncle Joseph’s curious musings on the nature of women and the oddities of society. Philip, a capable stenographer with a talent for two distinct handwriting styles, watches his mentor grapple with his own contradictions.
As the weeks pass, Philip’s skill and quiet observance place him at the heart of a world that balances charitable rigor with personal eccentricities, hinting at adventures that may test both his loyalty and his growing curiosity about the world beyond the letters.
Language
en
Duration
~9 hours (556K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Suzanne Shell, Ernest Schaal, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)
Release date
2011-12-22
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1876–1952
Best known for warm, witty stories of school life and for the hugely popular wartime book The First Hundred Thousand, this Scottish writer built a wide readership with novels, plays, and light comedy. He also served in the army, and that experience shaped some of his most memorable work.
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