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by W. H. (William Hurrell) Mallock
A cheeky, tongue‑in‑cheek handbook that treats verse‑making like a kitchen experiment, this work invites readers to laugh at the solemnity of high poetry while learning how to whisk together clichés, sentiment and a dash of satire. The author opens by declaring that every person can become their own poet, then sketches the “three stages” of poetry—from inspired genius to scientific method to outright trickery—setting the tone for a playful, almost culinary, approach to verse.
The heart of the book is a series of “recipes,” each one a witty step‑by‑step guide for producing a specific kind of poem, from a tired love ballad to a bombastic epic in the style of Tennyson, and even a mock‑satanic piece à la Byron. Readers will enjoy the gentle mockery, the clever historical references, and the underlying suggestion that poetry’s greatest pleasure is simply the freedom to craft something that delights oneself.
Language
en
Duration
~20 minutes (19K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by K. Nordquist, Stephen Blundell and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries)
Release date
2007-12-31
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1849–1923
Known for sharp wit and sharp opinions, this Victorian essayist and novelist wrote social satire that still feels lively today. His books mix debate, irony, and big questions about politics, religion, and society.
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