Why They Married

audiobook

Why They Married

by James Montgomery Flagg

EN·~9 minutes

Chapters

Description

A light‑hearted, illustrated tour of matrimonial motives, this collection offers listeners a series of witty, rhymed snapshots that reveal the quirky reasons people have tied the knot. Written in a playful, almost lyrical voice, each vignette captures a different couple’s odd logic, from marrying for a stray hat to securing a pocketful of cash. The charming black‑and‑white drawings that accompany the verses bring the characters to life, adding a visual punch to the humor.

From the timid gentleman who seeks sympathy to the bold bride who vows to wed the first man who offers a seat, the pieces range across social classes and personalities, gently poking fun at early‑20th‑century courtship rituals. Though the tone is comedic, the work also hints at the underlying hopes, anxieties, and practical concerns that have always shaped marriage decisions.

Listening to these brief, punchy episodes feels like flipping through a vintage scrapbook of love‑oddities, offering both laughter and a surprisingly human glimpse into why people choose to say “I do.

Details

Language

en

Duration

~9 minutes (9K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by K. Nordquist, Jacqueline Jeremy and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)

Release date

2007-11-24

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

James Montgomery Flagg

James Montgomery Flagg

1877–1960

Best remembered for the iconic Uncle Sam poster that seemed to point straight at every viewer, this American illustrator helped define the look of patriotic art in the early 20th century. His work ranged from magazine covers and cartoons to bold wartime images that became part of U.S. visual history.

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