More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

A delightfully mischievous guide, this book offers a tongue‑in‑cheek look at the everyday antics of little trouble‑makers. Through lively rhymes and whimsical drawings, it captures the very moments—window smooches, sneaky tricks, and endless snack raids—that every parent recognizes. The narrator’s self‑deprecating humor invites listeners to see the chaos through a lens of gentle correction rather than stern reprimand.

Each short verse tackles a specific habit, from the proper time to leave a visitor’s house to the perils of using “ain’t” in place of “isn’t.” The lessons are woven into playful scenarios that celebrate curiosity while nudging children toward politeness, honesty, and kindness. The charming illustrations echo the verses, turning each teaching moment into a vivid, laugh‑inducing tableau.

Perfect for families who enjoy humor with their morals, the book’s breezy rhythm makes it an engaging listen for both kids and adults. Its light‑hearted approach encourages reflection on everyday etiquette without ever feeling like a lecture.